Grandma got run over by a broomstick
walking home from our house Halloween
now you can say there;s no such thing as witches
but as for me and grandpa we believe
she'd consumed to many spirits
and we begged her not to go
but she'd forgot her belladonna
when she sacheted out the door, we don't know
when they found her the next morning
at the scene of the attack
she had bristles on her forehead
and incriminating brush marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a broomstick
walking home from our house Halloween
now you can say there;s no such thing as witches
but as for me and grandpa we believe
now were all so proud of grandpa
he's been taking it so well
see him in there watching wrestling
drinking wine and dancing with cousin Nell
it's not Samhain without our high priestess
she's the one with the big hat
and we just cant help but wonder
should we divy up her candy, or give it back
Grandma got run over by a broomstick
walking home from our house Halloween
now you can say there;s no such thing as witches
but as for me and grandpa we believe
now the punch is on the table
and the pumpkin, it's so big
and the black and silver candles
they matched the color in grandma's wig
warn all your friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves
they should never give a license
to just any ol' gal
Grandma got run over by a broomstick
walking home from our house Halloween
now you can say there;s no such thing as witches
but as for me and grandpa we believe
Grandma Got Run Over By A
Broomstick
to the tune of grandma got run over by a reindeer
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